Closet monsters


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2007 09 05

There's a lot more Post Traumatic Stress involving closet monsters than I had ever imagined. I had one, but it lived under my bed when I was eight or nine, and was caused by Disney's film Blackbeard's Ghost.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that Disney movies are harmless.

For ages after seeing that film I couldn't walk right up to my bed if the lights in my room were out. I'd get about a foot away, and jump on. I figure that if I had a closet monster now, it'd probably look like the Hooded Fang, or Winston Churchill.


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