The EJ
about
100 words
Original writing date lost - from pre 2008
Oh look, apparently my wife will be amazed at my powerful erection and quart of ejaculate if I just take this one small pill daily.
Now, you see that there are several problems with this.
- I am missing the required item with which one usually erects; therefore nothing powerful will be coming of me, especially not that.
- Seeing as how I'm straight, the likelihood of my having a wife is in serious doubt.
- If, for some reason, I did have a wife, she'd probably be fairly surprised to suddenly find that I had the erected item. Frankly, so would I.