Floor
I never did get around to my birthday celebration of throwing away exactly as many things as the age I'd turned this past September. When I look around my apartment, I realise that I could triple the amount of useless crap I could throw out, and that's not even counting the monstrous amounts of old papers, bills, and now useless magazines. I think I'll have to get on this very soon, because I am finding it difficult to navigate through the piles of crap all over the place. I am sometimes amazed at the discovery that I have a floor!