Open up your fruit page
I've never grasped the paranoia about new calendars, about how one isn't supposed to hang them before the new year because it's bad luck. This year, as always, I waited eagerly for the local pharmacy's customer appreciation free calendar day (this year's calendar theme is fruit), and upon acquisition realised I had 2009 items to add, or risk forgetting them. I do that sometimes, forget things. I was actually debating about even writing on the thing, nevermind hanging it. It's now hung, annotated with the only pen that'll write on shiny calendar paper, and proudly displaying its somewhat unseasonal January strawberry.