Lonita
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100 words
Original writing date lost - from pre 2008
Highlights include breathing, sitting, colouring, drinking tea, and eating found objects. You could build your very own Lonita out of omelettes, plastic cups, chair cushions, and other household items. Watch in amazement as it boils water, writes copious amounts of rambling text, and stumbles over things while it tries to navigate your home. This project only limited by what you haven't eaten, thrown out, or given to charity. Special features could include book-reading, film-watching, trips to the store for Coca Cola, and cursing in tongues! Adult accompaniment suggested. Void nowhere. When assembled properly, it's even soft, huggable, and pleasant company!