Overheard
I figure that most folks are fairly normal, with a few spare quirks here and there to liven up the day. So, I go into the pizza joint the other day, and there are two guys there I'd classify as being at least superficially normal: both wearing blue jeans, with some trendy short haircut, and buttoned shirts with the sleeves rolled up. Clean cut. Attractive. Neat, but with enough wrinkle to add charm. So, when I hear one of them say, out of the corner of my ear, "… Hallowe'en rectal treat …" I start thinking, "No, maybe not so normal perhaps."