Workday 1
The trouble with working in a call centre asking about political candidates in a party you've never voted for in your life, is trying to keep your tongue from snapping off its roller when sounding enthusiastic about a Conservative candidate, even though there isn't enough money in the world to get you to vote for that party in this or any other lifetime. It wasn't too bad, all things considered. I only got one nastyness the whole shift. No weekend shifts for me, though; who the hell wants to talk political affiliations before noon on a weekend morning? Not I.