Lexicon


Making up the words and phrases  |  etc

ABUNDANCE
Agile bread. (date lost)
ALABASTARD
A cishet white man. (2023 10 07)
ALBATROCITY
What the seagulls did to your car, or the pigeons did to you, after a feed of greasy French fries. (2023 01 26)
ASSOHOLIC
You just can't not be a raging prick, can you? It must be your sole purpose in life to serve as a complete irritant for others. In such situations, I believe it may actually be legal to have someone beat the crap out of you with enthusiasm, gusto, and the entire telephone directory. (date lost)
ASSTONISHING
That as smart as some folks are, they are still so socially inept and people-ignorant. (date lost)
ATTENDANCY
The likelihood/odds of a person showing up, with or without a promise to appear. (2015 07 24)
BACKAL
The back of a thing; opposite of frontal. (2014 10 23)
BLURTACIOUS
Describing one who blurts comments out at completely the wrong moment: normally one who blurts out non-sequiturs in order to gain attention. (date lost)
BOOVIE
A scary movie. (date lost)
BROTESTER
Thuglies banding together in packs to claim they're protesting something because they got radicalised and still haven't realised it yet. (2023 01 03)
BUREAUCRAZY
Of or pertaining to governmental red tape, sidestepping, deflection, bullshit, etc.; the condition caused in the populace by same. (2021 03 13)
BURPLE
The special kind of burp you can only produce after drinking grape Crush. (2022 03 13)
CISSYFIT
The hysterics of a cishet person who can't accept that cis is neither a pronoun nor insulting. (2022 11 10)
CONSWERVATIVE
A brotester who cannot give a straight answer to anything put to them; or, a right-wing politician who obfuscates for political gain; of or pertaining to anything or anyone on the right doing something specifically for the purposes of deflection. (2023 01 03)
CONTOURAGE
Anyone gullible or greedy enough to follow/vote for conservative political parties AND/OR anyone who was in or supported the Caillou Convoy. (2022 11 03)
CRAPTEAU
The crapteau is that point during an illness at which you realise you need another nap because you can't fight it any longer. This feeling, as you know, comes and goes. (2003 02 23)
CUCUMBERSOME
A very large salad. (date lost)
CUNTENT
Posts/comments made by karens (male or female) on any social media platform. (2021 10 26)
CURIO CITY
A town dedicated entirely to the joy that is browsing through, and shopping in, dollar stores, bargain shops, and junk emporiums. (date lost)
DISREMEMBER
I didn't forget. I just failed to remember. (date lost)
DIURHETORIC
Verbal diarrhoea. (2017 12 23)
FANTASTY
When you think it's going to taste better than it actually ever does. (2024 12 03)
FAUXMAGE
Vegan cheese. (2019 04 03)
FINANNIGANS
Financial trickery, con-games, corporate wheeling and dealing. (date lost)
FLESHTIVAL
An orgy. (2022 05 12)
FORSOCKEN
Like forsaken, only with a higher natural fibre content. (date lost)
FOULACY
I was wrong. This is worse than I imagined. (date lost)
FOWLACY
That's not the recipe for my grandmother's chicken soup! (date lost)
FUNEMPLOYED
A job so flexible that it almost doesn't feel like work. AND/OR Finding ways to enjoy your long stretches between jobs because the economy is such a nightmare that you never know when the next pay cheque is going to come along so you have to make it as tolerable as possible so you find ways to fill your time that aren't just a constant job search. (2024 09 28)
GODIST
Any person espousing a Christian faith, or believing in any form of a Christian deity. Any person who believes in God. (date lost)
HOFSTADTERGASM
The feeling you experience on those rare occasions when the worlds of language and science AND/OR math collide, and your geek nerve twitches because of it. (date lost)
IGNORANTI
The dumber they are, the more they flap their gums. (2023 08 15)
INFLATUATED
When someone else's bullshit makes you fart.
INFORMULATE
I'm really just trying to think of something to tell you.
INSPIRITING
Giving the energy, the inspiration, the heart. (date lost)
INSPOORATION
The creative things you get inspired to do only because you're broke. The weird meals being a main example thereof. (2024 11 19)
INSUMNIA
That's not adding up, and I'm losing sleep over it. (2023 10 21)
JOBLIGATIONS
Obligations set upon you by work, the workplace, your boss, or trying to get any sort of paying employment; or, that shit the workplace guilts you into because “we’re like a family here”. (date lost)
KEYTHING
verb

Pronounced like "teething".

The act or action of making or using keys or key-like objects in an aesthetic or artistic fashion. (date lost)

KIDIOT
This is just such a good word that I couldn't let it slide. I just haven't quite figured out how to define it yet. But I will. (date lost)
MALLEGE
The sort of educational "institution" that is more focused on making money than teaching, that one finds on stray street corners and in strip malls. Usually, out of cheap, fast, and reliable, one gets to pick two. In the case of the mallege, you get one - and it's not cheap or reliable. (date lost)
MAULTITUDE
Roman hands and Russian fingers, people who just can't keep their hands off you, groups of people engaging in orgiastic behaviour, perhaps could apply to flocks of hookers. (date lost)
MEANDERTHAL
An annoying individual moving slowly and aimlessly in front of another individual who is in a bit of a hurry. (date lost)
METHAGES
Emails from your drug dealer. (2023 05 25)
MOMILY
One of those speeches you get from your mother when you've yet again left something where it shouldn't be left, forgotten to do something you no doubt promised to do several handfuls of times, when she has decided to inform you of the several layers of lack of appreciation she wears each day, or when she's trying to warn you off something or letting you know All About It post-warning that you had, of course, ignored. (date lost)
NUKEROMANCER
Someone whose entire concept of meal preparation is confined to the defrost,power, and cook buttons. (date lost)
PARTICIPOINTED
I was really looking forward to doing that. But now I feel like I just had a bad pizza - slouched. (2023 10 04)
PASTORISED
Ordination. (date lost)
PENULTIMATUM
I'm going to tell you this only one more time after this. (date lost)
PHONOMENAL
When you really enjoy soup. (2024 11 23)
POORTATOES
Potatoes you receive from a charitable source like a food bank; any inventive dish made from those potatoes. (2022 08 03)
PRODUCKTION
Never use an amateur; it's just quackers. (date lost)
RETROPHRENOLOGY
The art of changing people's personalities by giving them some new lumps on the head. (date lost)
SCRAPITALISM
When even a for-profit company realises they've made a colossal mistake in their marketing and eventing, and kills the deal before it happens, despite how much they've spent on it. AND/OR the process of dismantling capitalism. (2023 01 15)
SKULLET
No hair on top but long hair in the back. (2021 11 08)
SUCCOTRASH
Ostensibly edible items that only masquerade as food. (date lost)
TANDEMONIUM
When you cause a ruckus with someone else. (date lost)
TEASED
What you feel like after you drink a much anticipated, needed, or waited for cup of tea that invariably turns out to taste like boot mud. (date lost)
THUCKLE
Large thumb knuckle; the sound an octopus makes as it grabs your plate. (2010 11 08)
TOFUTON
If you don't eat it, seat it. (date lost)
TOXYGEN
These days, even the air will kill you. (date lost)
TRIPTICKLE
I really get a charge out of grouping things together in threes. (date lost)
VISISTS
The extreme reluctance, and sometimes resistance, one feels when one realises that it's time to go visit people you really don't want to visit. (date lost)
WEEKIN
For people who have a not Sat/Sun weekend. (2017 07 05)
WHACKTIVIST
A somewhat insane, militant, over-the-top protestor. (date lost)
WRINKLYABLE
Being able to be wrinkled. (2019 07 11)

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