Doughnut Eater
Original composition date lost - pre 2008 | journal
Sung to the tune of Prodigy Firestarter, and done as a joke for a friend who was very fond of doughnuts.
I'm the doughnut eater, fuckin’ pastry baker.
I'm sugar addicted, frosted, chocolate coated.
I'm a doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
You're the doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
I'm a doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
I'm the batch you baked, dozens, boxed and bagged.
Yeah, I'm the dough you basted, with hardened candy sprinkles.
I'm a doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
You're the doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
I've gotten so addicted, pastry injester.
Yeah, I'm the one infected, cookie devoter.
I'm a doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
You're the doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled.
I'm a doughnut eater, twisted, and jam filled... twisted... jam filled... doughnut eater.