Washer
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I was watching CSI earlier this evening, enjoying the wonder that is Grissom searching someone's house for Suspicious Things, when he opens the recently stopped dishwasher. Inside he finds a battery-operated penile replacement friend. If you know what I mean, nudgenudgewinkwinksaynomore.
While I'm sure we all appreciate this woman's dedication to the cleanly arts, particularly as they pertain to her personal items, I am left with one thought on my mind: I don't know about you lot, but I sure as hell wouldn't eat dinner at the home of someone who washes their Personal Equipment in the same machine they use for washing their dinnerware.