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I won't camp because getting back to nature involves sleeping on an un-gentle surface, fighting insects to see who gets to the food first, sweating in small, enclosed spaces, a lack of electricity, and, a rather intensely unsavoury lack of the sort of plumbing I require in order to feel that I can comfortably make use of the toilette and bathe myself in something more than cursory fashion. You can get back to nature without me, or do it in such a fashion that I can sleep in a bed, use a toilet, and take a shower, all sans bugs.