Career opportunities


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I have a friend who's a dominatrix that occasionally does burlesque. One day, we were talking about where we'd be likely to land if The Handmaid's Tale became a reality. She'd immediately volunteer to go to a Jezebel's. Me? Where is the past-breeding-stock vision-impaired woman who can't cook for shit and doesn't want to be an Aunt going to go?

She said she'd get me hired as something called a stage kitten, who apparently are the people who pick all the clothes and such up off the stage after strippers/etc. are done.

Even I can do that! Future career path set!


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